Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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