He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im holly from the hills drunk
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
