Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's shark week go big or go home
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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