Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
All the doctor said was why
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
