why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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