In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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