I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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