It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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