I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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