Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
