But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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