try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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