You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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