So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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