I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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