i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
not ubering you a puppy
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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