So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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