I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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