There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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