i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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