Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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