I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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