You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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