and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How naked do you want me to be?
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