Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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