I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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