I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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