It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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