ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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