I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I need a beard to bite.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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