idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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