I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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