I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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