Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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