At least make sure they are 18
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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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