When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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