how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Do vagina's smell?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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