He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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