I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
