Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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