the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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