Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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