He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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