Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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