You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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