she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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