Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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