whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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