marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so that wasnt chicken after all
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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