'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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