Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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