last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
and you fell through a lawn chair
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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