they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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