we have pet lesbian snakes
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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