Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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