My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize